Black Swan, Kiwi Quake and Poisoned Apple

Yesterday, troubles don't seem so far away, for New-Zealand.

Actually, a 6.3 magnitude earthquake hit the holy city of Christchurch in the South of the island. The current toll is 75 killed and 300 missing. Christchurch, which is the second city of the country, was about to receive some important events like the Rugby World Cup in October 2011. This is the second earthquake which stroke the city in five months. Many questions remains now...

First of all... Why the hell, people decided to live here? Let's face it, it's a little island, with a lot of sismic troubles, and just because weather is good, and rugby team is strong (so is the beer... good and strong as well) which brings me to the second question... WHERE THE HELL WERE THE ALL BLACKS?! Never here when we need them!

Today in China, it's not a good idea to work for Apple. Indeed, a chemical product with a barbarian name N-Hexame which has been used for touchscreens, was responsible of poisoning 137 workers. Five of them have sent letters to Steve Jobs, the chief of Apple, asking him to offer more help over the incidents. They want to stop using this product, in their and other companies, in order to limit those risks.

So next time, you'd better think twice before using your iPhone in class eh? Please wash your hands after playing with the application Light Saber, please put a mask when you're phoning, and put sunglasses when you're going to Facebook (Not for your profile pic you idiot!).

It's kinda ironical isn't it? People getting poisoned by Apple... That reminds me an old tale... Something with a housewive and some midgets...

Natalie Portman's body can shake: She's not the only black swan, since some of them can wear the mourning after the killing of 8 swans near Blackford, Somerset. An unknown swan killer, used a gun nut. Some of them were hit three times, in the end, this crime can be considered as a real swan slaughter. Pauline Kidner (Surprise!...joke) found the dead bodies, and was shocked when she discovered such a horrible scene.

By the time I'm writting this line, Detective Barnaby has probably took this tremendous case, helped with Derrick and Jack Bauer. If they don't get to find the murderer, they will probably call Chuck Norris... By the way, with such an incredible story, the best polar writers can go back to their homes, because we have probably the next scenario of the future Steven Seagal movie.

Uncle Ben l'Oncle Soul and E.L